Tour de Open Houses
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Tour de Open Houses

Newly married and quickly outgrowing our single closet 500 square foot condo, my husband and I recently began looking for a house in Toronto. Friends and family gently warned us that the real estate market in Toronto was “tough”, and that we may want to adjust our expectations. We listened politely, but remained firmly ensconced … Continue reading

Brow So Hard
Blogging / Life

Brow So Hard

You may recall that a while back, I was the victim of a horrific crime against brow-manity. You can read all about it here, but in case you find that too traumatizing, here’s the cole’s notes version: some b*tch named Tina at The World’s Worst Salon waxed half my eyebrows off and burned me like … Continue reading

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The Running Dead

I don’t mean to make this overly dramatic or anything… but I think I am being stalked by zombies. It all started on Saturday afternoon. I was heading to the mall for a free Chanel makeup consultation (priorities, people) when I noticed a few passengers on the subway who looked a bit… off. At first I attributed … Continue reading