So I know this blog has been limping along like Lohan’s career, but I am finally here to break my prolonged silence with a very important announcement:
DRAKE JACKED MY OUTFIT
That’s right. DrizzyDrake pilfered my swag.
Let me explain.
I took this selfie of my amazing (and expertly styled) Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt on my way to a fashion show/design competition here in Toronto called The Art of Fashion.
….Because I do cool things like go to fashion shows all the time. See, look, here’s me at Paris fashion week with Kim and Kanye (and Ciara? WTF?).
Just kidding. I’ve never actually been to a fashion show. (Sorry, Lily Collins for superimposing my head over your spectacular eyebrows). But my friend’s sister was organizing this one, and there was an open bar, so… you know…..
Anyhoo, shortly after posting the aforementioned selfie, I noticed that Drake instagrammed a pic of himself wearing suspiciously similar threads.
ummmm can you say BITCH STOLE MY LOOK??
Not cool, Drizzy, Not cool. I’ve decided the only possible explanation for this is that Drake is in love with/obsessed with me and has been monitoring my Instagram feed (@breezyk1 holllaaaa) for all of the latest trends.
Who knew Wheelchair Jimmy was such a biter?
JUST KIDDING DRAKE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR NEW ALBUM!!! NWTS4LIFE!
Sorry for all the caps lock. I’ve clearly been spending too much time on Kanye West’s twitter feed.
Anyway, since all of you need more gems like this one in your life (and I clearly need more practice writing coherent sentences), I’ve decided to do a blog post a day for the entire month of October!*
*Monday to Friday. Ain’t nobody got time for that on weekends.
Don’t expect much. 95% of my posts are probably going to be about pumpkin spice lattes.
There’s a reason they call them clichés.