Fall is right around the corner, and you know what that means: crisp weather, colorful foliage, and a barrage of pumpkin-spice themed posts in your newsfeeed.
I mean, don’t get me wrong- I love a good PSL myself, but there are so many other great things about fall that don’t get nearly the airtime they deserve. Like:
1. No more excessive sweating
If, like me, you spent the entire summer rocking a solid 10 on the Whitney scale,
then you will undoubtedly be pumped about the cooler weather. No more sweltering subway rides, no more giant pit stains by the time you get to work, no more looking at your hairdryer with murderous intent .
2. Goodbye crop tops and jean shorts, hello layers
and, on a related note:
3. Swimsuit season is officially over
Celebrate with all the pumpkin flavored deliciousness you want because you’ve got almost a full year before anyone has to see your ass in a bathing suit again.
4. Thigh chafing is a thing of the past
Put away the body glide, ladies and slip yourself into some nice, comfy leggings- because
thigh chafing summer dress season is o-vaa.
5. You won’t have to listen to this song on the radio 24/7 anymore
(…..at least until next summer)
6. People will finally stop asking you to go camping
7. Your Instagram feed will contain way less of this:
….not that I follow Justin Bieber or anything
8. Good TV is back
……goodbye outside world.
9. No more constant crowds
No more wading through intense crowds everywhere you go and trying in vain not to photobomb shots of the CN tower.
10. Stay home guilt-free
No need to feel guilty about missing beautiful days outside anymore- feel free to binge-watching Netflix and stay home alone to your heart’s content.