Your Extremely Depressing thought of the Day

Guys, I’m in a bit of a shitty mood today. I don’t really know what it is- maybe I’m still reeling from Lakoda Rayne being in the bottom two this week on X-Factor… or maybe its because I went to see that movie “Like Crazy” the other night (*makes wrist slitting motion*), but in any event- it didn’t help matters when I got into the elevator at work this morning and read this story on the news prompter:

Prolonged Bouts of Sitting Increase Cancer Risk

… it seems the longer you sit, the higher your risk irrespective of how much you weigh or how much exercise you do. So far studies have tied sedentary behaviour to a greater risk of ovarian, endometrial and colorectal cancers. Prolonged sitting has been shown to influence key indicators of cancer risk including waist circumference, inflammation and insulin resistance.”

Great news, everybody!! Turns out your chances of dying a slow and painful death  increase by doing absolutely NOTHING!!!  

Really? sitting?? It’s basically the divine equivalent of cowering in a corner and trying not to piss off God while he sicks the Grim Reaper on everyone else around you…  and for this you are rewarded with fucking cancer?

Sigh.

Hand me a cigarette; stick me in a tanning bed; and fill my coffee with Splenda- because we, are officially done here.

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  1. You crack me up, Bree!
    Hope your day turns around. Why don’t you spend the day laying on the couch and watching brides of bev hills and the like? Heehee

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  2. Oh God! You actually captured exactly what I’ve been feeling these past few days lol. And I’m just sitting around doing nothing too thanks to la broken foot.

    Also, how was Like Crazy?. It reminds me of immigration problems that I currently have. Very wrist slitting indeed.

    Oh well.

    Happy Friday though! 🙂

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    1. Oh no! Well, if it makes you feel any better I’m working late on a Friday night and this weekend- we’re all in this thing together, I guess…
      And “like crazy” was ok- but definitely do NOT go see it if you are in any way feeling emotionally fragile… take it from me, tear-soaked popcorn doesn’t make for a good movie treat. I hope you are feeling better soon and that you still manage to have a good weekend… oh and PS if the Lucky Charms contest was at all merit-based, then you would definitely be the winner 😉

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      1. breezyk – I can’t believe you thought Like Crazy was just “ok”! Skinny Jeans – you should see it whether or not you’re feeling emotionally fragile. It’s so much more than “ok”…

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  3. Oh my god, we’re all going to die! Wait a minute, we were all going to die anyway. That’s right, I remember now. Its why I refuse to give up my legal addictions . . . nicotine, caffine, UV rays, cell phones and now I can add sitting at my laptop writing. I wonder which one will get me first or it may it’ll just be a cross-town bus.

    Great style and attitude.

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    1. Agreed.. and since wearing metal headgear and a full suit of armour would cramp my style, I guess I’ll just trudge on and continue to watch endless hours of reality tv to numb the pain…. hhaha
      Thanks for reading 🙂

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