Guys, I’m in a bit of a shitty mood today. I don’t really know what it is- maybe I’m still reeling from Lakoda Rayne being in the bottom two this week on X-Factor… or maybe its because I went to see that movie “Like Crazy” the other night (*makes wrist slitting motion*), but in any event- it didn’t help matters when I got into the elevator at work this morning and read this story on the news prompter:
“… it seems the longer you sit, the higher your risk irrespective of how much you weigh or how much exercise you do. So far studies have tied sedentary behaviour to a greater risk of ovarian, endometrial and colorectal cancers. Prolonged sitting has been shown to influence key indicators of cancer risk including waist circumference, inflammation and insulin resistance.”
Great news, everybody!! Turns out your chances of dying a slow and painful death increase by doing absolutely NOTHING!!!
Really? sitting?? It’s basically the divine equivalent of cowering in a corner and trying not to piss off God while he sicks the Grim Reaper on everyone else around you… and for this you are rewarded with fucking cancer?
Hand me a cigarette; stick me in a tanning bed; and fill my coffee with Splenda- because we, are officially done here.