If there’s one thing I’ve learned since starting this blog, it’s that you guys have some serious mad-ass love for cereal.
Honestly. “Cereal: A Love Story“ has become by far my most popular post to date; and the number of hits I get each day from people google searching the words “bowl of cereal”, or some combination thereof, is both pleasantly surprising, and somewhat concerning. Clearly we all need to go back to grade 7 and pay more attention during Home Economics classses. But I digress.
Damian McGinty – one of the two winners of Glee’s reality show The Glee Project – made his debut in this episode as Rory Flanagan, an Irish foreign exchange student staying with McKinley High cheerleader Brittany Pierce’s family. If you’ve seen the show- then you know that Brittany isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed; and of course was convinced that, because of his accent, Rory was a leprechaun. She asks him to grant her three wishes (in exchange for which, she’ll give him her “Pot of Gold”, if you know what im sayin); one of which being a box of marshmallow-only lucky charms. He miraculously delivers. and everybody’s all happy and singy and dancy, until that bitch Santana goes and ruins it all by telling Brittney that there’s no such thing as leprechauns.
Damn it, Santana, you dream killer! I wanted one of those boxes of lucky charms!!
Anyway, in honor of the Lucky Charms debut on Glee this season, they are giving away “Pot O’ Gold” themed Lucky Charms gift baskets- and I was generously offered one to give away on my blog!
The basket contains “everything you need to enjoy a magically delicious breakfast”- including a box of Lucky Charms Cereal, a bowl, and a spoon- just add milk.
(While I know it’s hard- please try your best to ignore the leprechaun’s frighteningly maniacal expression in this pic).
There’s also a some Lucky Charms flavoured chapstick, and a cool t-shirt made by Junk Food:
*Disclaimer alert- the T-shirt is a size XL – so sorry in advance to all you skinny bitches out there. The world really is such a cruel, and unfair place.
So if you want a chance to win it- leave a comment below answering the following question, and I’ll pick the winner using Randomizer.org:
How do you feel about Marshmallows in cereal?
Love em? Hate em? leave ’em all till the end? Make sure to get one with every bite?
Personally, I like to mix it up… I like a little sweet treat at the end, but the milk is already usually sugarfied enough for my liking at that point.
** Oh- and two more buzz-kill disclaimers: this sweet-ass contest is only open to residents of Canada and the United States, and all entries must be received by Friday, November 11 at 5:00p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Good luck, bitches!!