Culture / Humour / Life

Lakes vs. Oceans- Who’s got the better body?

After weeks of not-so-subtle hinting, a friend of mine recently invited me to spend the weekend at her family’s cottage in Muskoka.  Water I could actually swim in without turning into Blinky, the three-eyed fish from The Simpsons? Sign me up! Since Canada Studen Loans owns my ass and I probably won’t have a car until 2072, my friend offered me a lift with her and her … Continue reading

Culture / Humour / Life

I Wanna Sweat With Somebody

So I’ve been back in the convection oven Toronto for about a week now after my glorious vacation in Nova Scotia, and while I’m slowly settling back into my day-to-day routine, there’s one thing about this city I just can’t seem to get used to. The heat. The insufferable. unbearable. suffocating heat. …..By the way, if you’re wondering what that sound … Continue reading