I am a 25 year old wannabe-corporate-professional by day, and wannabe-blogger and obsessive reality tv watcher by night. Other hobbies include:
- spending way too much money on fancy makeup;
- reading (mostly US Weekly);
- going to concerts and pretending to be a hipster;
- running (mostly away from my stalker);
- obsessively quoting comedy movies and making dated SNL references like its my job.
Oh, and I’m currently on phase 2 of my 80 phase journey to looking exactly like Kim Kardashian. It’s a long process. Check back with me in 2015.
A lawyer? That makes two of us. I find the practice of law to be a good catalyst to make me want to punch out some silliness for whomever to see (or ignore).
love the hair!:)
You’re sorta hot… purple hair and all.
Kim Kardashian is a sex pot. These Persian women, they get me.
I know- it’s really not fair!
Hey, Girl. You’re nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award. XOXO
You’re much cuter than Kim Kardashia. Plus, you seem like you’ve got your shit together. She’s a train wreck!
Thanks so much for popping over to my blog. I’ve learned that the best part of blogging is discovering other blogs. I’m so glad you found mine because not I get to enjoy yours.
oops…forgot the ‘n’ on Kardashian.
You lie like a rug- but I’ll take it
I love that about blogging too- really enjoyed your blog and I’m so glad you stopped by!
What was in the glass? Did you spill any of it? Where you at a concert being a hipster?
I also recognise most of the posters on this page, this WordPress stuff is very incestuous.
I am passing along the The Versatile Blogger Award to you. I have created a permanent page for this award. Please reference the link for the rules.
http://missdemurerestraint.wordpress.com/i-present-this-award-to/the-versatile-blogger-award-vba/
You can pick up your badge at:
http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd416/missdemurerestraint/versatilebloggeraward1.png
This is a award given to special blogs deserving attention. I hope you will have time to participate, but as always it is entirely your option.
Miss D
I think you can do better than Kim K. Being a runner you will be way sexier! : P Runners Rock! And Kim could learn from your sense of humour and not take herself so seriously…
You’re more talented than Kim K can ever dream of being in terms of writing and utilizing the creativity that you dish out (Kimmy Kard, the hell kind of creativity does she even have, anyway?). Oh, and yeah, I’d rather look at you than Kim. Saw enough of her whenever ESPN would prattle on about Reggie Bush.
Whatever you do, if you one day find yourself in a reality show, be sure to devise a plan to get all the Kardashian shows out of everybody’s way in the journey. I know, you might find those shows entertaining, but you’ll be everybody’s — including mine — heroine in the process of doing that!
Oh yeah, and keep rocking the purple ‘do. It’s straight money!
Who put you up to this??? And what do I owe them? Jokes- thank you so much for your comment! After watching a few episodes of Kim and Kourtney take New York this season, even I’m getting fed up with my beloved Kim and her vacuousness…. I just might have to take your advice and devise a plan to usurp her of her role as the queen of reality tv. I can’t possibly think of a better use for my time and energy.
I found you via Lost in China’s blog. “Lucky” for me – Napolean Dynamite-ish.
Hey, Ms. Breezy –
Congrats! I’m giving you the Versatile Blogger Award! I always find your writing thoughtful, funny and sometimes incomprehensible to me – mainly because I’m older and think that “Kim Kardashian” is the way our potatoes should be sliced.
http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/13/hyperactive
Thanks for your blog.
Susan
Fun layout, witty blog! Thanks for liking my post. If you AREN’T a hipster at 25, what does that make me? =p
So you want.to look like Kim now or how she will in 2015? My 21 year old loves her too. She confessed a recent bad haircut of her luxurious hair was to imitate kk.
You WANT to resemble Kim? NOO!!!!
You’re gorgeous just as you are: intelligent, non-slutty and actually skilled at soemthing other than sex tapes with loser rappers!
Thank you for checking out my blog–I’m so glad that I was able to find yours! This is fantastic and scary at the same time, mainly because while reading through your posts I feel like you’ve read my mind while I’m commuting to work, trying not to get on the elevator with other people to avoid small talk and being a “wannabe-corporate-professional.” I look forward to reading your posts!
haha it’s a daily struggle! Thanks for reading
Love your camel life post. please check out my illustrated journal:
bneibart.blogspot.com
It’s all about elevating – or, at least, observing and commenting on the mundane.
barb
I gave you the Glitter E. Yaynus Award! XXOO
This blog is too funny…! Btw, Kim Kardashian is Armenian, folks….
I don’t even know you and I love you!
Breee!
I have finally gotten down to writing my award post (after all these years) Obviously you got a shout out!
I’m pretty sure you already won all these awards but oh well…
Here’s the link:
http://karenslatte.wordpress.com/2012/02/23/can-i-now-call-my-blog-award-winning/
xoxo
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Hello, you’ve been tagged here. Please keep the game alive, thanks!
Very nice to “meet” you – having a great time perusing your blog (and love the hair ;P)
Thank you!
You’re funny and you’re also stunningly beautiful!
Who put you up to this?? Haha just kidding, Thank you so much!!
Hello,
I enjoy your blog so I have given you the One Lovely Blog Award (http://danbohmer.wordpress.com/2012/06/19/wow-i-found-another)
Dan
Thanks!
Hey Breezyk- I’ve given you the Kreative Blogger and Blog on Fire awards, check it out here: http://erinsdckitchen.wordpress.com/2012/06/29/potpourrie/. Have a great weekend!
Nice resume!
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Your stories make me laugh and I can use some of what you write as a how-to guide on stalking. Therefore, I nominated your blog for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award! To accept and participate, go here: http://grimmsfurrytail.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/aspire-to-inspire/
thanks for stopping by my pages–i think you are a woman after my own heart your fascination with blue eyes is hilarious..don’t even thinking about skipping out on your ‘brown eyed girl status’ –blue eyes are fabulous but brown eyed girls rock.
Okay…. I’m going to try not to get too gushy, but you are – without a doubt – my favourite blogger. I’ve followed you (first from our family blog) since early in the year when you were FP’ed for your vegetarian post. I’ve nominated you for a Sunshine Award on my blog. Feel free to do with it what you will. Take care!
Hey Lifes-a-BreezyK, I didn’t nominate you for an award this time but I did acknowledge that YOU had the most viewed post on my blog this past year; # 1 You beat me at my own blog! If you want to accept your Congeniality award check out my blog. Congrats superstar! …and thanks!
So ya wanna be like Kim? Gotta pillow?
I’ve tagged you for a Very Inspiring Blogger Award. As my nephew used to say when he opened a Christmas gift he already owned, “Double!” If you’ve had your fill of these, feel free to ignore and know you are loved.
You inspire me!! http://stuphblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/06/another-trophy-for-the-shelf/
I get the feeling you don’t participate in the whole award thing and I get it. I nominated you for one if you ever change your mind. Hope this finds you on a day when the gym let you keep all your belongings!
Hahaha, love your About Me description. How’s that Kim Kardashian transition going? =P
Btw, would you mind passing on a description of your blog in around 10-words-or-less? I’d like to add it beside your name on my readers’ page (http://yourdailydoseblog.com/2012/10/11/a-page-dedicated-to-my-readers-your-blogs-please-help-me-finish-it-by-describing-your-blog-in-10-words-or-less/) if ya don’t mind
Thanks, Breezy!
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WOW, what a beautiful and inspiring visit. I am absolutely astounded! You’re “Fascinating and beautiful!” hugs and love..
You’re funny, I get the feeling that I’m going to get a lot of entertainment from your blog. While I don’t know why any one would go thru the trouble of looking like KK, I’ll be checking in to see the process. Hopefully when you’re at 80, which is probably perfect, she won’t be at phase 160… don’t want Kim K turning out like ‘Lil Kim.
Well I like it. Your About Me, the purple hair, outdated SNL references. What’s not to like? Consider you being stalked by the Dimwit as well.
Hahaha I love this blog! I find that everything you write is just so relatable – I mean to your sense of humour haha LOVE THIS!
xxx
Reading your blog has inspired me to continue writing, so I’ve nominated you for a Very Inspiring Blogger Award! It’s ok if you don’t want to “play”!
The rules for receiving this award are:
1. Display the award logo on your blog.
2. Link back to the person who nominated you.
3. State 7 things about yourself.
4. Nominate 15 other bloggers for this award and link to them.
5. Notify those bloggers of the nomination and the award’s requirements.