I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Monday, January 21st is probably going to be a bad day for you.
Well, maybe not that bad.
…. But maybe this bad:
At least according to some experts.
Back in 2005 (you know, when Brit and K-Fed were still together) Dr. Cliff Arnall developed a formula to determine the most depressing day of the year. After taking into account the poor weather conditions, holiday debts coming due, failed New Year’s Resolutions and the lack of something to look forward to in the immediate future, he settled on the third Monday in January of each year; now colloquially known as “Blue Monday”.
So what are we to do with the saddest day of the year on our hands? Roll over and let Blue Monday win? Of course not!
As a wise man once said (and by “wise man”, I mean the Emperor in Mulan) :
“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.”
Let us not cry into our Kashi GoLean this Blue Monday morning. Instead, let us become those rare and beautiful flowers. Let us BLOOM!
Here are just a few ideas how you can beat the winter blues and make it happen:
1. Do Something Good For Others
Doing good for others can help elevate your mood and boost your self-esteem.
So why not help out a friend in need?
Or maybe just don’t post that Facebook status about your toddler’s potty training progress:
Or that Someecard. Even if this one is really hilarious:
Ok, that actually is hilarious. Go ahead and post that.
2. Remember, things could always be worse.
Tommy Lee Jones could be giving you this look:
3. Exercise
Fitness Hamster knows that exercise not only makes you buff, it also produces mood-lifting endorphins.
….and so does this Goldendoodle:
…and this stylish cat:
… and this dog who’s showing off:
4. Eat Healthy
Everyone knows a healthy diet can give you more energy and boost your overall mood. But eating healthy is hard, right? Au Contraire bonjour! Just look how easy it is to incorporate healthy foods into your diet:
5. Treat Yourself
Take a page from the book of Tom Haverford and treat yo’ self to something really special this Blue Monday.
Like some sweet joo’ree:
Or maybe a sexy new snowsuit:
….Or a dope new hat:
.. Or maybe this sweet SAD visor:
….or this thing:
Or whatever these guys are wearing:
6. Take comfort in the company of good friends:

7. Surround yourself with inspirational mantras and positive affirmations
8. Keep Things in Perspective
No matter how bad your circumstances are, at least you’re not the chick who wore a wedding dress on the first episode of The Bachelor:
..Or Keith Urban right now:
…….. and when all else fails, do as 80′s Paul Rudd would do, and DANCE!
Question of the Day: Do you have any tips to beat Blue Monday?
P.S. This Polar Bear just told me he refuses to be shown up by Mike from Friends:































That gets me through Blue Monday, but what about so much bluer Tuesday? I’m going to need a whole new post for that day.
Noted. I will start working on it now.
I needed a laugh this morning. Hilarious!
Thank you! glad I could help
It’s Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday Monday so I don’t know how depressed people in the US will be because a lot of people have off. It’s weird how his birthday is always the third Monday in January. Usually people have a specific date. What a wonderful man.
What will I do? Maybe listen to the Orgy song Blue Monday and treat myself to that one outfit where the head looks like a blow dryer.
Well aren’t you just one step ahead of me! Enjoy your day off and I’m sure you will look fab in the sweater scuba suit.
I refuse to let Blue Monday get me down. Because although I still have to work on Monday (despite other people’s holiday)I don’t have to teach that day, so I go home at 4:00! Sweet!
Holla!
I wil reread this on Blue Monday to get me through the day! That is hilarious. Good on you girl! :0))))))
Do it. You can never have enough dancing polar bears in your life!!
That snowsuit is fresh/phresh!
I have a meeting and a baby shower Monday night…so yeah, it will be a “blue” day. Maybe I’ll get those blue highlights I’ve been thinking about – that’s doing something special for me, right? lol
I love this post. Everything about it. Thank you.
I shall reblog this on Monday,,,so all my people will not be blue either,,,,thank you!
Oh,,,,and the puppy video,,,thanks I now want one now!
Reblogged this on Stupidityflowering and commented:
What an inspirational post!
Hilarious! Thanks:)
Reblogged this on Just Another Canadian Gurl and commented:
Because I couldn’t of said any of this better and also because I need to get my ass to school early because of a blizzard coming my way!!
When I woke up today, Tommy Lee Jones was standing over my bed giving me that look. So it hasn’t been a good day so far…
Oh no.. I hope your day is filled with only dancing Paul Rudds from now on
Your article definitely drove my blue’s away. You made me laugh! Great work!
I’m going to post this on my blog mauldinfamily1@wordpress.com
Thank you!! Glad you enjoyed and happy blue monday
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I have one tip. Brace yourself because it’s epic. Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. You’re welcome.
You are a refreshing riot! Thanks for the random laughs. Keep ‘em coming!
Okay I was not aware of this thing called “blue Monday” so I guess it wasn’t that bad since I learned something new today. I am going to share that video of the puppy with everyone I know after I watch it another 50 times. Working out in this horrible winter weather it’s not going to happen so I’ll just incorporate “fruits and veggies” to my diet, I like your definition of “fruits & veggies” and unknowly I treated myself to some boots and a chunky scarf (appropriate for this horrid weather) and positive affirmations only work the first 5 minutes so I’ll just stuff my face with chocolate covered strawberries and drink so wine (keeping it healthy by including fruits). Happy Monday!
Thank you for teaching me that polar bears love to dance. This coupled with my knowledge of their christmas love of sugary drinks through the ingestion of Coca Cola products has convinced they are perfectly harmless and I’m now traveling to the north pole to pet one.
DO IT. Tell the dancing one Breezyk says whatupppp
I read that you’re “da shiznizzle” and “a bomb” from @lilyinCanada’s blog. Naturally, I had to scope you out. Your blog is great!
Thank you! So glad you came by
And Lily is “da shznizzle” herself. <— that word was really hard to spell